Today, while getting into trouble at various stores with Nikki, we walked into Barnes & Noble and were immediately greeted with a table full of Fifty Shades of Grey at the very front of the store, where they usually display literature worth buying.
I fixed it for them.
You’re welcome Barnes & Noble.
Guys guys guys. As a long-time employee of Barnes & Noble, I appreciate this sentiment. BELIEVE ME, I do. But this image is making my skin crawl because my only thought is NOW I HAVE TO PUT THIS SHIT AWAY, CUZ SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO BE CLEVER.