THAT IS THE UGLIEST EFFING CURTSEY I’VE EVER SEEN~
#let me tell you something about sansa stark. we were best friends in the red keep. #i know right? it’s so embarrassing. i don’t even… whatever. #so then in winterfell i started banging my brother jaime lannister who was totally gorgeous but then got kidnapped #and sansa’s dad was like weirdly suspicious of him. like if i’d blow off robert to hang out with jaime he’d be like ‘why didn’t you show … #and i’d be like ‘why are you so suspicious of me?’ #so then for my all lannisters usurping party i was like #’ned i can’t invite you. because i think you’re anti-lannister.’ i mean i couldn’t have an anti-lannister there! #there were going to be lannisters their in their red livery right? i mean he was anti-lannister! #so then his daughter came and told me how he was plotting to tell robert about jaime and it was so retarded #and then joffrey killed ned because ned was plotting and when she came back to the hall for her betrothal to joffrey #all her family were dead and she’s totally weird #and now i guess she has a lorathi maid
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